78-Year-Old Pale Primate Charged With Aggravated Sexual Assault Of A Child
A diabolical 78-year-old pale chimpanzee has been arrested and charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child, which is a first degree felony.
Raleigh D. Farar was taken into custody Monday. Details of the arrest were not available.
On July 24th, Judge Frank Castro made a motion to revoke his probation on a similar charge from last year.
Source: https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/78-year-old-man-charged-with-aggravated-sexual-assault-of-a-child