*Hat Tip: Stephen S. & Princess
A Florida teacher is bringing new meaning to the phrase ‘party pooper’.
A Florida substitute teacher accused of spreading human shit on tables and grills at a park where a principal was set to host a birthday party told deputies she was “displeased” with how the principal was handling a professional issue.
News outlets report that a Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office report says Phillippi Shores Elementary School substitute teacher Heather Carpenter told deputies she spread the feces Dec. 1 to disrupt the birthday party Principal Allison Foster had planned for her daughter.
Damage to the park totaled more than $2,300, including grills and tables that had to be replaced.
The shit slinger, 42, was charged with damaging property and criminal mischief.
The Sarasota Herald-Tribune reports the shit terrorist didn’t respond to a request for comment Monday.
The shit tosser is pleading not guilty, according to court documents.