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Diabolical Teacher Vandalized Park With Human Shit To Ruin Principal's Party

*Hat Tip: Stephen S. & Princess

Devil: Heather Carpenter

A Florida teacher is bringing new meaning to the phrase ‘party pooper’.

A Florida substitute teacher accused of spreading human shit on tables and grills at a park where a principal was set to host a birthday party told deputies she was “displeased” with how the principal was handling a professional issue.

News outlets report that a Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office report says Phillippi Shores Elementary School substitute teacher Heather Carpenter told deputies she spread the feces Dec. 1 to disrupt the birthday party Principal Allison Foster had planned for her daughter.

Damage to the park totaled more than $2,300, including grills and tables that had to be replaced.

The shit slinger, 42, was charged with damaging property and criminal mischief.

The Sarasota Herald-Tribune reports the shit terrorist didn’t respond to a request for comment Monday.

The shit tosser is pleading not guilty, according to court documents.