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Ex-Versace Model Credits Youthful Looks To Drinking His Own Piss

*Hat Tip: Kevin D.

Devil: Troy Casey

A white ex-model is crediting his youthful appearance to drinking his own piss, flushing it into his rectum and rubbing it onto his skin.

Troy Casey traveled the world posing for high-fashion labels, including Versace, back in the 1980s and 1990s before becoming a life coach.

The filthy 55-year-old degenerate says he’s been able to maintain his model looks and physique thanks to a daily dose of his own pee.

“I drink my own urine every morning — I call it hair of the dog!” Casey proclaimed in an interview with News Dog Media. “The feeling is electric.”

The sasquash looking brute first heard about urine therapy — known as Shivambu in Ayurvedic medicine — back in 2004.

Soon after, he decided to sample his own pee and was pleasantly surprised.

“It wasn’t as bad as the mental barrier in my own mind,” the ex-catwalk star reminisced. “I felt a cool buzz. Intuitively, it just felt good. I drank my urine on and off for a while from there.”

The piss drinker began drinking his own urine on a daily basis back in 2008 and hasn’t looked back. He has even completed a “seven-day urine fast,” drinking nothing but his own waste liquids for an entire week.

The resourceful health guru now uses his urine in other ways as well.

The filthy white devil says his flat stomach and six-pack abs come from regular urine enemas

The piss lover claimed he bottles his pee, lets it “ferment” and uses it in an enema.

“I would cultivate my own urine and ferment it in a sealed Mason jar for two weeks before transferring it into my rectum,” he explained. “Aged urine enemas are so powerful for your health and I got my six-pack abs after doing them. It flushed out my gut and that’s when I got really ripped.”

The filthy and hairy white savage also uses his urine as a moisturizer, which he believes helps maintain his appearance.

“What it did for my mood and muscle building was amazing. I put it on my skin, especially when I’m on the beach, and it’s so electrifying and strengthening,” he cooed.

“It’s a big psychological leap for people to use their own urine as a moisturizer but it’s so euphoric and anti-aging. Uric acid is used in high-end skin care products.”

This white brute — who previously hit headlines for claiming there were health benefits to sunning his anus — has more than 120,000 Instagram followers who look to him for unorthodox wellness advice.

“Applying aged urine is the fountain of youth, and aged urine enemas are one of the ways I got my stomach so flat,” the declared.

What the fuck is wrong with these pale creatures?

“I’m 55 years old and most people don’t look and feel like I do at my age. No one can deny that I’m ripped, and that’s down to the fact that I love being extremely healthy and practicing natural healing methods.”

The pale faggot — who resides in Arizona — is encouraging those who are curious about sampling their own urine to be bold and give it a try.

He claims Big Pharma is terrified of people learning that the secret to their health lies within themselves.

“What so many pharmaceutical companies don’t want to tell you is that we as humans are the secret to health. That’s what I try to teach people in everything I do,” he stated.

“People should be scared if they’re eating shitty food and doing pharmaceutical drugs. Why should they be scared to try their own urine?”

Source: https://nypost.com/2021/12/21/ex-model-credits-ageless-appearance-to-drinking-his-own-urine

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