*Hat Tip: Kevin D.
This pale monster from Missouri who streaked naked across a football field full of eighth-graders has been sacked by prosecutors.
Lacey Uthe, of Jefferson City, was charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15 last Wednesday in connection with the incident, court records showed.
The filthy looking beast, who was born in 1994, according to legal records, told prosecutors she took heroin before leaving her home in the nude to look for help “because she thought she would die,” documents obtained by KMIZ reportedly showed.
She jumped over the Helias Football Stadium fence wearing only a scarf while 29 middle school football players participated in a youth program, according to the station.
The wretched whore was reportedly taken to the hospital and later posted a $10,000 bond, according to court records — which showed the sex terrorist has been charged with six other crimes and infractions since 2014.