White Male Does Not Understand That Bleat Means No

A white male has been charged with sexually abusing a goat in Oswego County, according to the Oswego County Sheriff’s Office.

John H. Tibbles, 20, of 1664 County Route 2, Richland, was arrested Monday and has been accused of having sexual contact with a goat, the sheriff’s office confirmed. The sex abuse complaint was made in the town of Richland.

The goat fucker has been charged with sexual misconduct, a misdemeanor.

As of Friday afternoon, he remained in the Oswego County Jail in lieu of $2,500 cash or a $5,000 bond. He’s slated to appear in Orwell Town Court on Jan. 8., deputies said.

Source: https://www.syracuse.com/crime/2019/12/man-accused-of-sexually-abusing-goat-in-oswego-county.html